Pointless Inventions

In case you were too busy laughing to read the scrolling white text at the bottom: "The ultimate patent pending machine that will change our country from a fat one to a fit one."

How is this better than, say, running? Is adding that much weight worth keeping my shoes from touching real pavement?




I don't get it. Who comes up with this stuff? Who buys it? Am I working way too hard to earn money?